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Once upon a time there was a Rabbit and a Squirrel. They loved each other very much. Once Rabbit suggested:

- Squirrel, let's live together, get married.

- But you are a rabbit, and I am a squirrel.

- The power of our love is above stereotypes and species-racial considerations, Squirrel.

So they began to live as a family, in love and understanding. But they could not have children, so they were very sad.

Rabbit says:

- Maybe we can't have children because I'm a rabbit and you're a squirrel? Let's go to the Owl, she is smart, she knows everything.

So they went to the Owl and Rabbit asked:

- Owl, tell me why we do not have children? Is it because we are Rabbit and Squirrel?

- Are you crazy? You don't have children because you are both boys!